It's been awhile

It's been awhile and I have missed ranting and raving. So many things have happened this year. Personally and otherwise. I wish I could rant about my current employer but ... I won't.

I Love New York 2 is on and I have been the last three shows. It a pretty funny show and I can't believe all the drama that goes on with these men. So I confess I don't watch it when it comes on, but I TiVo it. I really like Tailor Made, but he is a bit of a loser. I think he is really cute, but got punked HARD by Buddah. I am sad to see Buddah leave for head-butting and slamming Tailor Made's head into the wall. That was straight comedy. What can I say about Midget Mack. He is cool, but I still couldn't date him. The show all together is bogus, but still pretty funny.


Britt Britt still doesn't have a man, now she doesn't have her kids, and her career is still in the pooper. My how times change. Years ago she was on top and now she, in my opinion, has hit rock bottom. There have been some statements that perhaps Britt Britt has bipolar disorder. What a crock. She is just crazy.


I also saw Nip/Tuck's premier last Tuesday on FX. It was not that great but then again they never come correct at a premier.

I'm just going to ramble for a few minutes

Since the last time I posted there have been many, many, many, many times that I have wanted to share some things with you. Of course now I can't rememeber all of them, but alas I hope you found the info out.

Starting from most recently created news:

Brittany. Brittany! Brittany? I really don't know what to say about this child. She is obviously in a bad way. Divorce, two kids, no man, career in the tubes. So what do you do?

I probably would not choose to hang out with the two ... how do I say this? two party girls most known for lewd behavior. Things will not end well. I hope this is for publicity and she really isn't choosing her friends based on the tabloids.

Since we're talking about Britt Britt let's move on to Shar. Now, he left you and your babies but you may take him back. Ok, I can see how the Thanksgiving dinner thing happened. He came by or called and was like "whoo hoo whoo hoo" so you said "sure, you can come over, you're still family" and then he and his Dad pop over. NOW, this is the tricky part. Will you allow anything else? He is cute, but he did leave and he left for her. This should be a no brainer but we all know what can happen because we have all been there.

Tyra. I love Tyra, but she is and has been getting on my last nerve. What is her deal? Can we stick to the topics and not your life? I have learned through her. Let others talk and don't always try to empathize because it appears sometimes that you are self-centered, egotistical, and arrogant.

Kid Rock & Pam. What in the world? Why? Why in the first place and why in the second place? Marriage isn't as sacred as it once was, but damn come on now. Love and lust sometimes appear to be the same. When you are in love you should always ask yourself whether it could be a tiny bit of lust that is creating the fire. When the excitement is over will you still crave this person and ALSO to be up in his or her face every waking day? Every time you rise you have to look in that persons face and say Good Morning or even ignore them. Can you really do it?

Halle. Apparently, Ms. Halle isn't pregnant. The photographs were either doctored, she wanted people to think she was pregnant, or she was preparing for a role. Her man is fine though I would not have batted an eye if she was. I just want her to be happy either way. Of course a baby is better. If any woman can bounce back it would be Halle.

On another bright note, Mr. & Mrs. Beautiful
have beautiful children. They are so precious

Been Away. . .

I know I haven't posted in awhile. I was having trouble with the site. As you may be able to see I have changed some things. Same site, same info, different technicalities (wink).

Stupid D*mn People

Ok, so Madin Azad Amin was going to Turkey with his Mom on August 16th. This is not abnormal at this point.

So, he had a penis pump in his luggage and when he was going through security they thought it was a grenade.

Ok, so what would you do?

A. Act like you don't know what it is
B. Fess up and say you are a perv and have a penis pump
C. Divert your Mother's attention and tell security what you have

Well, Mr. Azad is of another kind. When they ask him to ID his belongings he tells them it's a BOMB! WTF? A bomb? Don't you know we are on alert here? What a *&$#@ idiot, dude. Doesn't he watch the TV? This is the definition of a DUD. I guess he needed the pump because all the women in his area know he is a loser.

So he says he lied about the item because his mother was close to them at the time and he didn't want her to know he had a penis pump.

He's charged with a felony! Disorderly conduct (which I didn't know could be a felony) and is looking at 3 years in the penn.

Then he can't even use his pump!

I don't want to suprise you, but

it looks like the girls from Flav's show may be PROFESSIONALS.


Last seasons babes are actually on tour, YES, on tour.
Flavor of Love Girls website



I can't really say I am shocked or in awe. This is to be expected of ... well I don't want to be sued so use your imagination.





Eyez (Bonnie Mercado) is a profession model. See her here In my opinion she looked better on the show. Some people should not pull their hair back.

Deelishis (London Charles) Wow. Now we all know her behind is Flav's object of affection. Her MySpace page is very...interesting. Her My Space Page She looks good in her pics though. She is an EyeCandy model (of course) and had a degree (in what I don't know, but I could guess) her site is www.delishis.com

Toastee (Jennifer Toof)
is most likely the online porn star Nibblz refers to in the previews for Episode 4. Now, these would be some of the more disturbing, unsettling images that we have available. Here, we have links to some of her work, including “Scissoring Interrogator”, “The Gym Bully”, and my personal favorite, “Hammering the Handyman”. Courtesy of realityreel. She does have her own modeling "agency" called Glitterati. She wants to go to med school (yeah, right) but is looking for next big break. She was actually quoted saying she wanted to be on the show because "it's ridiculous" and she was obsessed with the first season. Again, hmmmm . . . I have the pics if you MUST HAVE THEM and a video of her. I can't bring myself to link it, so let me know if you want it. YUCK!!!!! Let's just say she likes "scissors"

Wire (Jesselynn Desmond) well, we all knew she was f*cked in the head. But apparently, her delusions go beyond what we’ve seen. The girl has done some serious low-budget work in her day… She went to college to become an actress and has some credits. I couldn't believe her pics though.

Hood (Yanay Yancy) is an aspiring actress (big whoop) and I wasn't able to find more out about her. She is supposedly highly religious AND likes to go both ways. Not sure what religion she is but I suppose Christian. If you are going to make a statement like that you may want to do it in different episodes.

Buckwild (Betty Buckwild/Becky Johnston) is actually a comedian, and her ghetto attitude is in fact not only fake, but also the staple of her act, from what I understand. My Space Page link from there to her homepage.

Saaphyri (Saaphyri Windsor). I am guessing she is back in the hood doin' hair. It says on her website she is an actress. I found out she will be in the movie "Year 2000" and wanted to be a model but it's not working out so well for her. There are some better pics of her: Here

Bootz (Larissa Hodge) apparently has the phrase "real b*tches do real sh*t" on lock. I heard the girls refer to this on this weekends past episode. She says she is a cosmetologist and a model. Hmmmm My Space Page I'm going call her "lil' throat cutter"
Here are her semi-nude pics Click Here

Bamma (Tarasha Lee) I don't see her MySpacePage. She may be for real, but I doubt it.

Beautuful (Kelly Jay Jenkins) has her own page as well. My Space Page She says she is a model/actress/fashion designer. She has graduated from college and she appears to be a professional too.


Payshintz (Jasmine Dare) is Buddhist & a Software Executive. She apparently is waiting for her "big comeback" and practices Judo. She is a professional Brazilian Dancer in Taiwan.

Buckeey (Shay Johnson) has been in videos and is definitely professional. Check out her page; MySpacePage
She appears to have no shame in her game. She does own a promotions business. Ms. Lady (not literal) is a model with ModelMayhem you can see her Here Among her credits are many videos including Bubba Sparks f Ying Yang Twins – Booty

H-Town (Renee Austin) got her ass beat down She is a dancer and an aspiring model/actress. She didn't really look THAT good to me, so I am sure her career will end up like her sparing partner's.

Krazy (Heather Crawford) is a singer/model, again not a suprise. You can hear her sing at her page; My Space Page

Tiger (Britany Morano) Now, I was wondering what her ass was doing on there too. She thought she was giving a great performance when her ass got voted off, BUT she couldn't even get some tears to fall. I guess she didn't hear about the onion aid. Didn't find much on her but I am sure we can lump her into the aspiring model/actress category. We have already proven she can't act her ass out of a paperbag though. Every time Flav got close to her face she had this weird look on it and would pull away like his breathe was ON FIAH!

Somethin’ (Tykeisha Thomas) is crazy and weird. Tyshita (her new nickname) has allegedly done pornographic web site work which I must say is suprising yet not. Fortunately (well, also unfortunately, but put it in this context and you’re relieved), she just bares all. OH! and she lists herself as a lesbian. I also have the link to her ... um "working herself out" I won't be linking it but you can let me know if you want it.

Choclate (Ronnise Clark) who is a model and has a degree in Mass Communications actually fought in Operation Iraqi Freedom II and placed on active duty during Katrina.

LikeDAt (Darra Boyd) has a MySpace Page as well Found Here She apparently is into lady bugs. She wants you to pay for her to appear somewhere, but I guess she doesn't know just how damn irritating she was. You can read her poetry at her page.

Spunkeey (Maria Dunbar) Has her associate's in Special Ed .... hmmmm
Her my space page is: Her myspace page and her website is mariadunbar.com. She really got on my nerves. I hated that stupid dance she did. I was happy to see her go. OH! she models too. She apparently has a gazillion siblings so perhaps that is why she was so irritating.

Nibblz (Betty Brown/Betty B./Domonique Majors) This one is very interesting. I found some pics of her that would make you blush. She will likely be the first to not only lose the hair on her temples, but everywhere else. She had to have done that weave herself. None of the girls would help her out either. Check out her myspace page: Here
Now this is crazy and down right stomach turning: She has some risque pics for you to check out Yuck
I'm Sorry
I am not going to link you to the nude ones. It would just be sick. If YOU MUST see them let me know. I don't know why you would.

Hoopz & her "celebrity model" friends

Hmmm. . . Hoopz was a "model"
Who woulda guessed ... I guess everyone

Hoopz. That doesn't look like Flav to me

We all know that the show was staged. It had to be, who in their right mind wants to wake up to Flav's face every morning? Actually, his last baby mamma was kind of cute. I am not sure what the brotha has but it appears nothing. I think he is still broke, still has mad kids he has to take care of, he isn't cute, and . . . need I say more?

OH AND THE RUMOR IS SHE IS PREGNANT i don' know i'm just sayin'

She still looks good though. I wonder if VH1 knew of her "pics" before she was cast.

Why?

This child is sick, S-I-C-K. Is she the easter bunny now? I am not sure who told here that she was hot stuff, but whom ever it was needs an open hand slap in the mouth, better yet a closed fist.

I couldn't stand her on Flavor of Love and I can't stand her now.

She was a busta.

Now I loves me some Jodeci

. . . but what in the hell is this?


Dalvin USED to be so damn fine. I will never forget my time with him on stage. I was so wrapped up around touching him, I didn't hear what he whispered in my ear. I thought is was "see you tonight", but it was probably "get the hell off of me"

If you are skin and bones please, please, please, pretty please keep your shirt on. This is NOT sexy. Not sexy in the least. Not that he was ever pretty, but damn man.

Ok, so he did look a little sweet here, BUT he is still fine as hell

LOOK HOW FINE THEY WERE. . .

Now, I don't know what to say about Devante and Dalvin's looks.

As the teacher says on SouthPark; drugs are bad . . .

Next time just say No!

Racist?

Survivor is going the way of the old south

* Ok, so the ratings were low
* You need something to spice things up
* You want to see the ______ get their asses beat

Why oh why is this going on? This is going to be confrontation gone wrong. As Chapelle says, "when keeping it real goes wrong" , this ain't gonna go right.

I can see it now. _____ kills _____ man and then someone will be going to jail. I hope there are no racial slurs because these people do have to go back home.

Fall Wedding Plans?

The new gossip at school is that B and Jay-Z will get hitched in November. Beyonce' has repeatedly stated that she is too young to marry right now and she has no plans to marry any time soon. That means:

A. She wants to get married but wants to appear she doesn't
B. She is getting married this year
C. She doesn't want anyone to fly over her wedding in a chopper

If they do get married I will be happy. They make a cute, uh nice couple. He MUST be putting it DOWN! He isn't exactly fugly, but ... he's not the most beautiful person in the world. She on the other hand is red caliente hot and he must think about that once per hour.

Suri?

Supposedly Suri will be seen soon. She has been under deep cover since she popped. Not sure what the hoopla or secret is, but damn already. It's like they are doing it to stay in the public eye .... hmmmmm

Well, it looks like Daddy wants Suri's pic in Vanity Fair. Now, Brangelina were ok with People. Is Suri THAT damn special she needs her own pictorial in VF?

I just hope she is healthy and has all her toes, but they are making me wonder.

Too Tight for TV

Did you see P. Diddy at the '06 BET Awards?

His pants were so tight I could see his next child's face. I think he had on "skinny" khakis for something.

NOT a good look

Zoe + friend

...at least they look happy. I wonder how long it will last.

Top Models?

Wow, Eva is beautiful and always looks good. This other chick...hmmmmm

. . . don't you make enough to get this fixed

This is an abomination. There is not reason why her teeth should look like this. No reason at all. There are so many options these days for fixing your teeth. Good looking from the soaps had a black tooth in front and he fixed it and he was making less than she is. When you are in the limelight or public eye you need to check your grill.

She must not have any friends. Who let's her girl go out like this?

Did you know?

I had no idea that Wentworth Miller was inter-racial. He IS fine and WAS fine, but for some reason I am even more attracted to him.

Miller is multiracial (Black-White-Middle Eastern), being of African American, Jamaican, English, and German Jewish descent on his father's side, and of Russian, French, Dutch, Syrian, and Lebanese descent on his mother's side.

So basically his dad is black and his mom is white-ish. He dad is of German Jewish decent so he may be white-ish as well, but basically black.

I am just glad he didn't decide to pass when he got to Hollywood

...but that might be why he keeps his hair so low...hmmmm

Luda, Luda, Luda...

I love me some ludacris (btw - some people actually think the word is spelled that way) and

I even find him attractive although he is about my height.

What in the world is this? Well, then again braids are pretty much played out so I guess this is the right move, but THIS haircut?

Ryan "Shrek" Crest

I can't stand, can't stand, can't stand Mr. C.Crest but I must admit he looks 1000% better (yes, one thousand percent) as they say on Maury

I am still trying to find out who told him a. he was cute b. he has interviewing skills c. America loves him

Love is Grand. . .

. . . and blind.

I try my best not to hate on others, BUT I don't find him remotely attractive. The only thing that matters though is that Chrissy does since she is the one with him on a regular.

I couldn't do it

Colbert tiene cojones MUY grandes!!!

This is one of the best things I have seen in a very, very long time. I try to shy away from political topics but I COULD NOT LET THIS ONE SLIP PAST.

Colbert Roasts Dubya 2/3

Colbert tiene cojones MUY grandes!!! 3 of 3

Star NOT so bright

Awwww miss thang has been fired, her man is allegedly gay, she wrote a book detailing the reason he ISN'T gay is because he loves textures and materials, now she has been let go AGAIN!

Payless decided they were paying too much I guess

Sorry kids no pic . . . BUT

Mr. C*l*n F*rr*ll likes to sue people so I won't be using his likeness,

BUT

did you hear he wasn't as great in the sack as he would like us to believe?

Indeed, his recent tryst has left a young lady irritated and feeling like she could have just had a V8. She put him on BLAST!

I think her words were similar to he makes love like Mickey Mouse. WOW. He is still sexy, but now ladies will have to rethink wasting their time.

More

What sound does the horsy make?

WOW

WOW

I have heard she actually admitted this was a BAD idea. I wish she could go back. I am not a fan, but damn girl.

Kelis' new "hit"

I loved Milkshake and Bossy . . . they were either my ring tone or call tone at one time. Ok, Bossy STILL IS my call tone.

I didn't know what an "808" was I had to google it. I think she is really cute and I like her style. Do I like this new song . . . now that is a good question.

Listen to Kelis' new song Blindfold Me

Hmmmm . . .

My best friend and I were discussing the fact that the kid from Ring and Ring2 hasn't seemed to grow much from his
first job.

I must admit I haven't seen him much but the kid was born in '93 and he looks 8. I thought he was a child prodigy, but he is almost a grown ass man.

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I guess Flav is the New KING

Well, I have seen the past two episodes of "Flava of Luv" and they have been very, very, very good. These chicks are capital 'C' crazy.

A few of them are obviously gay and have said they love women. Now, why would Flav choose a girl that may prefer "the flower" over him? Again, these chicks are crazy.

Does anyone else think that Buckwild looks like the old white skanky no teeth woman from HBO's Pimps Up, Ho's Down? and Hookers & Johns: Trick or Treat

Idlewild

I must say I am shocked. It acutally looks like it will be a hit, then again the trailers always show the best parts.

I know I will check it out

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... maybe she has time to become a member of Danity Kane

Cassie - Live BET Me & U with Yung Joc

On BET ... WOW
I am not quiet sure what to say

Cassie addressed last week's events on her MySpace page.

"I am aware that my live performances have been pretty bad," she posted. "No excuses, I'm still getting over stage fright. I am very upset with the series of events this week, and I do not appreciate people making me look and sound crazy. I'm not a whore or a bitch, which is what people have been making me out to be. I'm a 19-year-old girl, I'm single, and I'm working my ass off."

Source

...tell me if you like it

Cassie-Me & U live performance on TRL

Tell me if you like it

"She had her first television performance, and she had an all right performance," he said. "You could hear the nervousness in her voice. And to be honest, I kind of smiled at it, because it made me really appreciate what I really love about her: She's a regular person. And we, as artists, we sometimes get nervous. I told her it's like riding a bike: You're gonna fall down, you got to keep on getting on it. I'm with her through her development, and I have no questioning on her ability, on her singing ability. It just made me appreciate that she got nervous, and it was kind of cute to me, to be honest.

"It takes time when you're developing a new artist," he continued. "You can't be fickle. Some people are going to have good days and bad days. The thing about Bad Boy is, we're with our artists through all days. She's not an artist that has a problem with her vocals or singing. You've got to understand that success for her is coming out of nowhere. It's just so huge, and sometimes everybody handles it differently. So I'm quite sure she'll get over it. She's going to have to. That's part of being a recording artist, and sometimes it takes time. I don't care how many performances it is, I'm going to be with her until she gets it right."

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Stop hatin' on B

Those who can't - hate

All I can say is "WOW"

This is the type of post that gets people sued...but I thought that since our friend at (see credit) posted it I thought I would share:

As you can see in (see credit)'s courtesy photo they have made mention to Ms. L's alledged drinking and snorting. I don't know if Ms. L does these things, but either she may or the pic has been doctored.

What do you think?

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Me O My

So, Remy Ma likes highlights or ... um, bang-lights.
I am not sure what in the hell this is. Style is something that some possess
and others aspire to.

I won't even touch the outfit and her "dude"

Working Hard ... at times Hardly Working

It has been quite some time since I have posted. I was working hard in Jacksonville for some months and then went home to Orlando for a few weeks. After that went to the midwest and have been at home chillin'.

I will post when I am not working since I really am not doing anything but getting up late and trying not to think about going back to work.

Grace Under Fire

Looks like Ms. Jones made someone mad. She had a place in the same complex as Michael Caine, but alledgedly skipped out on around 10k in rent and trashed the place.


Again, I don't know if it's true or not, but she has been known to do some "thangs"

Guess Who????

IT'S ELMO!!!!!

I can't picture this black man
making that voice.

The face he must make while he
does the voice must be
hilarious.

The "Other" Side of Self-Esteem

I am glad she lost the weight.
I am glad she is healthier.
I am glad she looks so happy.
I am really glad she pulled through the surgery.
I am really, really glad she thinks her husband is straight.

I am not glad though to look at her hung flungs. I am not sure what she was thinking here, but she needs to fire her stylist (if she has one) or invest in a 3-way mirror.

Piss Poor Planning

Never ask your kids to pack your bag when you are coming home from jail. Apparently his daughter's hair balls got tossed in the bag and his wife's glasses.

Why Snoop?

Rrrrrroarrrr!

I think he is cute,

but here he looks

very yummy.

The Power of Cuervo

I have been here once or twice.

I lie.

I have been here more than once or twice.

Why do we continue to drink and then dress.

Always have a designee!

It's a Peacock -- with hung flungs

If you love The Real World then you know who this is...look closely!

I am not sure what she is doing I guess they lost the Gauntlet.

Naomi practices for Jerri Springer

Thought you would love to see these!

She needs some help.