Condensed Chaos

Diva Style

2011-02-06T21:23:00.015-05:00

I must say I am not entirely shocked that Aubry has used the "N" word. I was all up in his camp until I heard that mess...

He is F...I...N...E BUT if he has the "N" word in his vocabulary he just lost one. There's a difference between lovers and I hate your guts ... I presume we all agree... That's f$*&'d up.

Team Halle!

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I love me some Katy Perry BUT I don't want to see your tig o' bitties on Sesame Street. I want to see Grover, Elmo, and Big Bird not Big Cleavage

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I really don't think the good move after rehab is thievery...I doubt LoLo has taken the item. If she has it will be news to me. Of course I won't lose sleep over it but perhaps she will with jail time involved and all

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Do we really care if Ms. Nicki Minaj's rump and lumps are fake? Does that have anything to do with her lyrics and abilities? NO! Leave the DIVA alone, please

It's been awhile

2007-11-07T16:36:00.000-05:00

It's been awhile and I have missed ranting and raving. So many things have happened this year. Personally and otherwise. I wish I could rant about my current employer but ... I won't.

I Love New York 2 is on and I have been the last three shows. It a pretty funny show and I can't believe all the drama that goes on with these men. So I confess I don't watch it when it comes on, but I TiVo it. I really like Tailor Made, but he is a bit of a loser. I think he is really cute, but got punked HARD by Buddah. I am sad to see Buddah leave for head-butting and slamming Tailor Made's head into the wall. That was straight comedy. What can I say about Midget Mack. He is cool, but I still couldn't date him. The show all together is bogus, but still pretty funny.

Britt Britt still doesn't have a man, now she doesn't have her kids, and her career is still in the pooper. My how times change. Years ago she was on top and now she, in my opinion, has hit rock bottom. There have been some statements that perhaps Britt Britt has bipolar disorder. What a crock. She is just crazy.

I also saw Nip/Tuck's premier last Tuesday on FX. It was not that great but then again they never come correct at a premier.

I'm just going to ramble for a few minutes

2006-12-01T02:20:00.000-05:00

Since the last time I posted there have been many, many, many, many times that I have wanted to share some things with you. Of course now I can't rememeber all of them, but alas I hope you found the info out.

Starting from most recently created news:

Brittany. Brittany! Brittany? I really don't know what to say about this child. She is obviously in a bad way. Divorce, two kids, no man, career in the tubes. So what do you do?

I probably would not choose to hang out with the two ... how do I say this? two party girls most known for lewd behavior. Things will not end well. I hope this is for publicity and she really isn't choosing her friends based on the tabloids.

Since we're talking about Britt Britt let's move on to Shar. Now, he left you and your babies but you may take him back. Ok, I can see how the Thanksgiving dinner thing happened. He came by or called and was like "whoo hoo whoo hoo" so you said "sure, you can come over, you're still family" and then he and his Dad pop over. NOW, this is the tricky part. Will you allow anything else? He is cute, but he did leave and he left for her. This should be a no brainer but we all know what can happen because we have all been there.

Tyra. I love Tyra, but she is and has been getting on my last nerve. What is her deal? Can we stick to the topics and not your life? I have learned through her. Let others talk and don't always try to empathize because it appears sometimes that you are self-centered, egotistical, and arrogant.

Kid Rock & Pam. What in the world? Why? Why in the first place and why in the second place? Marriage isn't as sacred as it once was, but damn come on now. Love and lust sometimes appear to be the same. When you are in love you should always ask yourself whether it could be a tiny bit of lust that is creating the fire. When the excitement is over will you still crave this person and ALSO to be up in his or her face every waking day? Every time you rise you have to look in that persons face and say Good Morning or even ignore them. Can you really do it?

Halle. Apparently, Ms. Halle isn't pregnant. The photographs were either doctored, she wanted people to think she was pregnant, or she was preparing for a role. Her man is fine though I would not have batted an eye if she was. I just want her to be happy either way. Of course a baby is better. If any woman can bounce back it would be Halle.

On another bright note, Mr. & Mrs. Beautiful
have beautiful children. They are so precious

Been Away. . .

2006-12-01T02:13:00.000-05:00

I know I haven't posted in awhile. I was having trouble with the site. As you may be able to see I have changed some things. Same site, same info, different technicalities (wink).

Stupid D*mn People

2006-08-24T14:14:00.000-04:00

Ok, so Madin Azad Amin was going to Turkey with his Mom on August 16th. This is not abnormal at this point.

So, he had a penis pump in his luggage and when he was going through security they thought it was a grenade.

Ok, so what would you do?

A. Act like you don't know what it is
B. Fess up and say you are a perv and have a penis pump
C. Divert your Mother's attention and tell security what you have

Well, Mr. Azad is of another kind. When they ask him to ID his belongings he tells them it's a BOMB! WTF? A bomb? Don't you know we are on alert here? What a *&$#@ idiot, dude. Doesn't he watch the TV? This is the definition of a DUD. I guess he needed the pump because all the women in his area know he is a loser.

So he says he lied about the item because his mother was close to them at the time and he didn't want her to know he had a penis pump.

He's charged with a felony! Disorderly conduct (which I didn't know could be a felony) and is looking at 3 years in the penn.

Then he can't even use his pump!

I don't want to suprise you, but

2006-08-23T23:38:00.000-04:00

it looks like the girls from Flav's show may be PROFESSIONALS.

Last seasons babes are actually on tour, YES, on tour.
Flavor of Love Girls website

I can't really say I am shocked or in awe. This is to be expected of ... well I don't want to be sued so use your imagination.

Eyez (Bonnie Mercado) is a profession model. See her here In my opinion she looked better on the show. Some people should not pull their hair back.

Deelishis (London Charles) Wow. Now we all know her behind is Flav's object of affection. Her MySpace page is very...interesting. Her My Space Page She looks good in her pics though. She is an EyeCandy model (of course) and had a degree (in what I don't know, but I could guess) her site is www.delishis.com

Toastee (Jennifer Toof)
is most likely the online porn star Nibblz refers to in the previews for Episode 4. Now, these would be some of the more disturbing, unsettling images that we have available. Here, we have links to some of her work, including “Scissoring Interrogator”, “The Gym Bully”, and my personal favorite, “Hammering the Handyman”. Courtesy of realityreel. She does have her own modeling "agency" called Glitterati. She wants to go to med school (yeah, right) but is looking for next big break. She was actually quoted saying she wanted to be on the show because "it's ridiculous" and she was obsessed with the first season. Again, hmmmm . . . I have the pics if you MUST HAVE THEM and a video of her. I can't bring myself to link it, so let me know if you want it. YUCK!!!!! Let's just say she likes "scissors"

Wire (Jesselynn Desmond) well, we all knew she was f*cked in the head. But apparently, her delusions go beyond what we’ve seen. The girl has done some serious low-budget work in her day… She went to college to become an actress and has some credits. I couldn't believe her pics though.

Hood (Yanay Yancy) is an aspiring actress (big whoop) and I wasn't able to find more out about her. She is supposedly highly religious AND likes to go both ways. Not sure what religion she is but I suppose Christian. If you are going to make a statement like that you may want to do it in different episodes.

Buckwild (Betty Buckwild/Becky Johnston) is actually a comedian, and her ghetto attitude is in fact not only fake, but also the staple of her act, from what I understand. My Space Page link from there to her homepage.

Saaphyri (Saaphyri Windsor). I am guessing she is back in the hood doin' hair. It says on her website she is an actress. I found out she will be in the movie "Year 2000" and wanted to be a model but it's not working out so well for her. There are some better pics of her: Here

Bootz (Larissa Hodge) apparently has the phrase "real b*tches do real sh*t" on lock. I heard the girls refer to this on this weekends past episode. She says she is a cosmetologist and a model. Hmmmm My Space Page I'm going call her "lil' throat cutter"
Here are her semi-nude pics Click Here

Bamma (Tarasha Lee) I don't see her MySpacePage. She may be for real, but I doubt it.

Beautuful (Kelly Jay Jenkins) has her own page as well. My Space Page She says she is a model/actress/fashion designer. She has graduated from college and she appears to be a professional too.

Payshintz (Jasmine Dare) is Buddhist & a Software Executive. She apparently is waiting for her "big comeback" and practices Judo. She is a professional Brazilian Dancer in Taiwan.

Buckeey (Shay Johnson) has been in videos and is definitely professional. Check out her page; MySpacePage
She appears to have no shame in her game. She does own a promotions business. Ms. Lady (not literal) is a model with ModelMayhem you can see her Here Among her credits are many videos including Bubba Sparks f Ying Yang Twins – Booty

H-Town (Renee Austin) got her ass beat down She is a dancer and an aspiring model/actress. She didn't really look THAT good to me, so I am sure her career will end up like her sparing partner's.

Krazy (Heather Crawford) is a singer/model, again not a suprise. You can hear her sing at her page; My Space Page

Tiger (Britany Morano) Now, I was wondering what her ass was doing on there too. She thought she was giving a great performance when her ass got voted off, BUT she couldn't even get some tears to fall. I guess she didn't hear about the onion aid. Didn't find much on her but I am sure we can lump her into the aspiring model/actress category. We have already proven she can't act her ass out of a paperbag though. Every time Flav got close to her face she had this weird look on it and would pull away like his breathe was ON FIAH!

Somethin’ (Tykeisha Thomas) is crazy and weird. Tyshita (her new nickname) has allegedly done pornographic web site work which I must say is suprising yet not. Fortunately (well, also unfortunately, but put it in this context and you’re relieved), she just bares all. OH! and she lists herself as a lesbian. I also have the link to her ... um "working herself out" I won't be linking it but you can let me know if you want it.

Choclate (Ronnise Clark) who is a model and has a degree in Mass Communications actually fought in Operation Iraqi Freedom II and placed on active duty during Katrina.

LikeDAt (Darra Boyd) has a MySpace Page as well Found Here She apparently is into lady bugs. She wants you to pay for her to appear somewhere, but I guess she doesn't know just how damn irritating she was. You can read her poetry at her page.

Spunkeey (Maria Dunbar) Has her associate's in Special Ed .... hmmmm
Her my space page is: Her myspace page and her website is mariadunbar.com. She really got on my nerves. I hated that stupid dance she did. I was happy to see her go. OH! she models too. She apparently has a gazillion siblings so perhaps that is why she was so irritating.

Nibblz (Betty Brown/Betty B./Domonique Majors) This one is very interesting. I found some pics of her that would make you blush. She will likely be the first to not only lose the hair on her temples, but everywhere else. She had to have done that weave herself. None of the girls would help her out either. Check out her myspace page: Here
Now this is crazy and down right stomach turning: She has some risque pics for you to check out Yuck
I'm Sorry
I am not going to link you to the nude ones. It would just be sick. If YOU MUST see them let me know. I don't know why you would.

2006-08-23T23:29:00.000-04:00

Hoopz & her "celebrity model" friends

Hmmm. . . Hoopz was a "model"
Who woulda guessed ... I guess everyone

Hoopz. That doesn't look like Flav to me

2006-08-23T23:20:00.000-04:00

We all know that the show was staged. It had to be, who in their right mind wants to wake up to Flav's face every morning? Actually, his last baby mamma was kind of cute. I am not sure what the brotha has but it appears nothing. I think he is still broke, still has mad kids he has to take care of, he isn't cute, and . . . need I say more?

OH AND THE RUMOR IS SHE IS PREGNANT i don' know i'm just sayin'

She still looks good though. I wonder if VH1 knew of her "pics" before she was cast.

Why?

2006-08-23T23:13:00.000-04:00

This child is sick, S-I-C-K. Is she the easter bunny now? I am not sure who told here that she was hot stuff, but whom ever it was needs an open hand slap in the mouth, better yet a closed fist.

I couldn't stand her on Flavor of Love and I can't stand her now.

She was a busta.

Now I loves me some Jodeci

2006-08-23T22:49:00.000-04:00

. . . but what in the hell is this?

Dalvin USED to be so damn fine. I will never forget my time with him on stage. I was so wrapped up around touching him, I didn't hear what he whispered in my ear. I thought is was "see you tonight", but it was probably "get the hell off of me"

If you are skin and bones please, please, please, pretty please keep your shirt on. This is NOT sexy. Not sexy in the least. Not that he was ever pretty, but damn man.

Ok, so he did look a little sweet here, BUT he is still fine as hell

LOOK HOW FINE THEY WERE. . .

Now, I don't know what to say about Devante and Dalvin's looks.

As the teacher says on SouthPark; drugs are bad . . .

Next time just say No!

Racist?

2006-08-23T22:38:00.000-04:00

Survivor is going the way of the old south

* Ok, so the ratings were low
* You need something to spice things up
* You want to see the ______ get their asses beat

Why oh why is this going on? This is going to be confrontation gone wrong. As Chapelle says, "when keeping it real goes wrong" , this ain't gonna go right.

I can see it now. _____ kills _____ man and then someone will be going to jail. I hope there are no racial slurs because these people do have to go back home.

Fall Wedding Plans?

2006-08-23T22:34:00.000-04:00

The new gossip at school is that B and Jay-Z will get hitched in November. Beyonce' has repeatedly stated that she is too young to marry right now and she has no plans to marry any time soon. That means:

A. She wants to get married but wants to appear she doesn't
B. She is getting married this year
C. She doesn't want anyone to fly over her wedding in a chopper

If they do get married I will be happy. They make a cute, uh nice couple. He MUST be putting it DOWN! He isn't exactly fugly, but ... he's not the most beautiful person in the world. She on the other hand is red caliente hot and he must think about that once per hour.

Suri?

2006-08-23T22:31:00.000-04:00

Supposedly Suri will be seen soon. She has been under deep cover since she popped. Not sure what the hoopla or secret is, but damn already. It's like they are doing it to stay in the public eye .... hmmmmm

Well, it looks like Daddy wants Suri's pic in Vanity Fair. Now, Brangelina were ok with People. Is Suri THAT damn special she needs her own pictorial in VF?

I just hope she is healthy and has all her toes, but they are making me wonder.

Too Tight for TV

2006-08-23T22:30:00.000-04:00

Did you see P. Diddy at the '06 BET Awards?

His pants were so tight I could see his next child's face. I think he had on "skinny" khakis for something.

NOT a good look

Zoe + friend

2006-08-23T22:27:00.000-04:00

...at least they look happy. I wonder how long it will last.

Top Models?

2006-08-23T22:26:00.000-04:00

Wow, Eva is beautiful and always looks good. This other chick...hmmmmm

. . . don't you make enough to get this fixed

2006-08-23T21:33:00.000-04:00

This is an abomination. There is not reason why her teeth should look like this. No reason at all. There are so many options these days for fixing your teeth. Good looking from the soaps had a black tooth in front and he fixed it and he was making less than she is. When you are in the limelight or public eye you need to check your grill.

She must not have any friends. Who let's her girl go out like this?

Did you know?

2006-08-23T21:15:00.000-04:00

I had no idea that Wentworth Miller was inter-racial. He IS fine and WAS fine, but for some reason I am even more attracted to him.

Miller is multiracial (Black-White-Middle Eastern), being of African American, Jamaican, English, and German Jewish descent on his father's side, and of Russian, French, Dutch, Syrian, and Lebanese descent on his mother's side.

So basically his dad is black and his mom is white-ish. He dad is of German Jewish decent so he may be white-ish as well, but basically black.

I am just glad he didn't decide to pass when he got to Hollywood

...but that might be why he keeps his hair so low...hmmmm

Luda, Luda, Luda...

2006-08-17T16:41:00.000-04:00

I love me some ludacris (btw - some people actually think the word is spelled that way) and

I even find him attractive although he is about my height.

What in the world is this? Well, then again braids are pretty much played out so I guess this is the right move, but THIS haircut?

Ryan "Shrek" Crest

2006-08-17T16:10:00.000-04:00

I can't stand, can't stand, can't stand Mr. C.Crest but I must admit he looks 1000% better (yes, one thousand percent) as they say on Maury

I am still trying to find out who told him a. he was cute b. he has interviewing skills c. America loves him

Love is Grand. . .

2006-08-17T16:08:00.000-04:00

. . . and blind.

I try my best not to hate on others, BUT I don't find him remotely attractive. The only thing that matters though is that Chrissy does since she is the one with him on a regular.

I couldn't do it

2006-08-17T13:53:00.001-04:00

Colbert tiene cojones MUY grandes!!!

This is one of the best things I have seen in a very, very long time. I try to shy away from political topics but I COULD NOT LET THIS ONE SLIP PAST.

2006-08-17T13:53:00.000-04:00

Colbert Roasts Dubya 2/3

2006-08-17T13:49:00.001-04:00

Colbert tiene cojones MUY grandes!!! 3 of 3

Star NOT so bright

2006-08-17T13:36:00.000-04:00

Awwww miss thang has been fired, her man is allegedly gay, she wrote a book detailing the reason he ISN'T gay is because he loves textures and materials, now she has been let go AGAIN!

Payless decided they were paying too much I guess

Sorry kids no pic . . . BUT

2006-08-17T13:28:00.000-04:00

Mr. C*l*n F*rr*ll likes to sue people so I won't be using his likeness,

BUT

did you hear he wasn't as great in the sack as he would like us to believe?

Indeed, his recent tryst has left a young lady irritated and feeling like she could have just had a V8. She put him on BLAST!

I think her words were similar to he makes love like Mickey Mouse. WOW. He is still sexy, but now ladies will have to rethink wasting their time.

More

What sound does the horsy make?

2006-08-17T13:13:00.000-04:00

WOW

WOW

I have heard she actually admitted this was a BAD idea. I wish she could go back. I am not a fan, but damn girl.

Kelis' new "hit"

2006-08-17T13:08:00.000-04:00

I loved Milkshake and Bossy . . . they were either my ring tone or call tone at one time. Ok, Bossy STILL IS my call tone.

I didn't know what an "808" was I had to google it. I think she is really cute and I like her style. Do I like this new song . . . now that is a good question.

Listen to Kelis' new song Blindfold Me

Hmmmm . . .

2006-08-17T13:03:00.000-04:00

My best friend and I were discussing the fact that the kid from Ring and Ring2 hasn't seemed to grow much from his
first job.

I must admit I haven't seen him much but the kid was born in '93 and he looks 8. I thought he was a child prodigy, but he is almost a grown ass man.

Source
Photo Source

I guess Flav is the New KING

2006-08-17T12:55:00.000-04:00

Well, I have seen the past two episodes of "Flava of Luv" and they have been very, very, very good. These chicks are capital 'C' crazy.

A few of them are obviously gay and have said they love women. Now, why would Flav choose a girl that may prefer "the flower" over him? Again, these chicks are crazy.

Does anyone else think that Buckwild looks like the old white skanky no teeth woman from HBO's Pimps Up, Ho's Down? and Hookers & Johns: Trick or Treat

Idlewild

2006-08-17T12:46:00.000-04:00

I must say I am shocked. It acutally looks like it will be a hit, then again the trailers always show the best parts.

I know I will check it out

Source

... maybe she has time to become a member of Danity Kane

2006-08-17T12:40:00.000-04:00

Cassie - Live BET Me & U with Yung Joc

On BET ... WOW
I am not quiet sure what to say

Cassie addressed last week's events on her MySpace page.

"I am aware that my live performances have been pretty bad," she posted. "No excuses, I'm still getting over stage fright. I am very upset with the series of events this week, and I do not appreciate people making me look and sound crazy. I'm not a whore or a bitch, which is what people have been making me out to be. I'm a 19-year-old girl, I'm single, and I'm working my ass off."

Source

...tell me if you like it

2006-08-17T12:39:00.000-04:00

Cassie-Me & U live performance on TRL

Tell me if you like it

"She had her first television performance, and she had an all right performance," he said. "You could hear the nervousness in her voice. And to be honest, I kind of smiled at it, because it made me really appreciate what I really love about her: She's a regular person. And we, as artists, we sometimes get nervous. I told her it's like riding a bike: You're gonna fall down, you got to keep on getting on it. I'm with her through her development, and I have no questioning on her ability, on her singing ability. It just made me appreciate that she got nervous, and it was kind of cute to me, to be honest.

"It takes time when you're developing a new artist," he continued. "You can't be fickle. Some people are going to have good days and bad days. The thing about Bad Boy is, we're with our artists through all days. She's not an artist that has a problem with her vocals or singing. You've got to understand that success for her is coming out of nowhere. It's just so huge, and sometimes everybody handles it differently. So I'm quite sure she'll get over it. She's going to have to. That's part of being a recording artist, and sometimes it takes time. I don't care how many performances it is, I'm going to be with her until she gets it right."

Source

Stop hatin' on B

2006-08-17T12:21:00.000-04:00

Those who can't - hate

All I can say is "WOW"

2006-08-17T12:08:00.000-04:00

This is the type of post that gets people sued...but I thought that since our friend at (see credit) posted it I thought I would share:

As you can see in (see credit)'s courtesy photo they have made mention to Ms. L's alledged drinking and snorting. I don't know if Ms. L does these things, but either she may or the pic has been doctored.

What do you think?

Source

Me O My

2006-08-17T12:03:00.000-04:00

So, Remy Ma likes highlights or ... um, bang-lights.
I am not sure what in the hell this is. Style is something that some possess
and others aspire to.

I won't even touch the outfit and her "dude"

Working Hard ... at times Hardly Working

2006-08-17T11:51:00.000-04:00

It has been quite some time since I have posted. I was working hard in Jacksonville for some months and then went home to Orlando for a few weeks. After that went to the midwest and have been at home chillin'.

I will post when I am not working since I really am not doing anything but getting up late and trying not to think about going back to work.

Grace Under Fire

2006-08-17T11:42:00.000-04:00

Looks like Ms. Jones made someone mad. She had a place in the same complex as Michael Caine, but alledgedly skipped out on around 10k in rent and trashed the place.

Again, I don't know if it's true or not, but she has been known to do some "thangs"

Guess Who????

2006-05-01T20:42:00.000-04:00

IT'S ELMO!!!!!

I can't picture this black man
making that voice.

The face he must make while he
does the voice must be
hilarious.

The "Other" Side of Self-Esteem

2006-05-01T20:35:00.000-04:00

I am glad she lost the weight.
I am glad she is healthier.
I am glad she looks so happy.
I am really glad she pulled through the surgery.
I am really, really glad she thinks her husband is straight.

I am not glad though to look at her hung flungs. I am not sure what she was thinking here, but she needs to fire her stylist (if she has one) or invest in a 3-way mirror.

Piss Poor Planning

2006-05-01T20:32:00.000-04:00

Never ask your kids to pack your bag when you are coming home from jail. Apparently his daughter's hair balls got tossed in the bag and his wife's glasses.

Why Snoop?

Rrrrrroarrrr!

2006-05-01T20:05:00.000-04:00

I think he is cute,

but here he looks

very yummy.

The Power of Cuervo

2006-05-01T19:57:00.000-04:00

I have been here once or twice.

I lie.

I have been here more than once or twice.

Why do we continue to drink and then dress.

Always have a designee!

It's a Peacock -- with hung flungs

2006-04-02T21:03:00.000-04:00

If you love The Real World then you know who this is...look closely!

I am not sure what she is doing I guess they lost the Gauntlet.

Naomi practices for Jerri Springer

2006-04-02T20:43:00.000-04:00

Thought you would love to see these!

She needs some help.

Flav & The Spit Heard Round The World

2006-03-31T05:23:00.000-05:00

If you didn't see it, shoot even if you did

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!

If you can't see the video CLICK HERE

the reunion special will be on Sunday, April 2nd

Little Meghan done Good

2006-03-31T05:12:00.000-05:00

...so they said he was with Pam, Beyonce', Ms. Desperate Housewives, Oprah just to name a few.
I don't know how long this has been going on but they look cute and happy.

Next time I would bring a hat to the hotel though Ms. M

She IS an expert

2006-03-31T05:05:00.000-05:00

This I am having a hard time believing.

Ray J

Little Ray J and Pam

How is this possible? Well this IS America.

I will always take her word and Angelina's word that someone has game and can handle business. These two ladies are on top of their games in that arena. Angie turned little Brad out so much he follows her around the world - LITERALLY carrying babies and stuff. He didn't do that mess with my girl J.

Anyway, I digress . . .

Pam allowed us to see her skills and she has been able to pull some MEN even w/ her communicable disease

Things That Make You Say Hmmmmmmmmmm

2006-03-31T05:02:00.000-05:00

The last time I saw a pic of his girlfriend she didn't look like either of these two babes.

I ain't mad at him though. He and DeNiro can start their own club.

Mr. M readying for battle

2006-03-31T04:57:00.000-05:00

Well, I guess whatever IS done in the dark DOES come to light.

I would rather not know though

Apparently, the divorce is heating up and the Mrs. states Mr. M violated the prenup mentioning Mr. M's incident with a tranny some years back. To add salt to the wound she may contest the prenup AND many other transvestites are coming out of the woodwork telling their Red Shoe Diaries.

...he always did look a little at home in some of those roles

Read full story courtesy of EURweb

Apparently caucasoid

2006-03-31T04:40:00.000-05:00

I was just recently informed that Paul Wall is white. I wasn't sure. I guess Tejas english a la the Lone Stupid state just sounds down.

I watched the videos very closely and his body was moving reeeeeallllly smooov. I must say I am shocked.

Mr. Reggaeton is latino and you can see why I was confused

the "Holla At Me" video will be out soon

Wow!

2006-03-31T04:38:00.000-05:00

I really don't know what the h*ll to say

This is just pure and utter madness

I know she wants to give him an open hand slap in the mouth for being a damn fool, or

she could be in love and was blinded by his Grill in the lights,

I hope so

Fire her girl!!!

2006-03-31T04:34:00.000-05:00

. . . because she jacked you

never get on a red carpet like this, never, never, ever, ever

DAYUM!!!! Glad the scars healed!

2006-03-31T04:28:00.000-05:00

This is another speciman of fine!

I'm not into the whole language therapy to get rid of his accent, but I understand the idea behind it. Asian & Black make one damn fine combo.

Oh, I almost forgot...

"Urban designers Ryan Glover, Kenny Burns, and Derek Dudley came together and formed a new urban-style clothing line labeled 'Ryan Kenny.' They're responsible for outfitting rap icon Jay-Z and R&B's music icon Usher...both in street wear as well as business wear. Glover's estranged wife, stylist to the stars Tameka Glover and Ryan Kenny's #1 client Usher made headlines earlier this year when pics of the singer & Tameka (who is now Usher's former stylist after being fired from Usher's mother/manager Jonetta Patton) vacationing in St. Tropez....alone surfaced. The two were rumored to have been involved in a relationship at the time."

courtesy of YBF

...the fat lady is warming up her chops

2006-03-31T04:20:00.000-05:00

Why even bother getting married these days? The just tied the knot and had a baby and they are allegedly through already.

I thought the itch came at year 7?

Friends is over, custody battle, shared parenting, show got cancelled, looking for a work...

So, I suppose the silver lining is that he lost all that weight because he was looking HUUUUUUUGE and the ladies don't really dig the huge being in the belly button area.

Tune Up Needed?

2006-03-31T04:04:00.000-05:00

Ok, so getting old ISN'T my favorite thing
either, BUT the work ISN'T holding up well!

She is 40+ and looked damn good in the first place
It seems like after that fling with "Half Dollar/Rabbit Teeth" she started spiraling down.

People talk about her in a sad, sad way now.
Her crew should have told her to use her wig to cover it up. SOMETHIN'

Pall Wall Baby!

2006-03-07T17:35:00.000-05:00

I love his voice so much.

This is his wife.

I still don't know if he is white or not.

Why Ms. Jay?

2006-03-07T17:33:00.000-05:00

I am not exactly sure why this picture exists. I am hoping it's for an art piece. Art usually speaks to our senses that don't typically pick up on things right away. I am still waiting to pick up something positive from this one.

Again, Why?

Fat Ass Jared Leto Looking Like A Murderer

2006-03-07T17:31:00.000-05:00

Need I say more?

(it's for a role...isn't that what they always say?)

Not a good look for you Boo

2006-03-07T17:29:00.000-05:00

Note to Ciara's stylist . . . piss poor planning makes for a piss poor performance!

You have to order the hair early. FedEx runs slow sometimes.

I love Ciara btw

Who the hell?

2006-03-07T17:26:00.000-05:00

I hope she doesn't get invited ANYwhere at ANYtime or ANYplace

EVER

EVER

EVER

AGAIN! She can't handle it.

The baby done grow'd up

2006-03-07T17:24:00.000-05:00

Wow!

I guess thing do change.

Racists Worst Nightmare

2006-03-07T17:10:00.000-05:00

So basically, these two say they are bi-racial (both have Black Dads & White Moms) and were blessed with twins. One twin came out looking . . . uh, well

dark

while her sister, sorry, scratch that her twin looks more

white

So, I am a skeptic. I thought well maybe the lighter baby is just, what did we call it back in the day? "hi-yeller" or albino. Then I got to zooming in on her and she didn't really look to be albino b/c her eyes aren't very light. Then I got the thinking ... ooooh she cheated on him. Then I remembered they were twins so that theory got thrown out too.

I did a little research and apparently this CAN HAPPEN but generally the odds are 1 million to one.

Now that part makes sense.

Anyway, the babies look very healthy and happy. I am sure they will get sick of trying to get people to believe that they are really sisters, let alone twins.

In Jacksonville!!!! ...........With No Cell Phone!!!!!

2006-02-21T00:10:00.000-05:00

Well,

I am finally here

I DON'T need to be blogging EITHER!

I need to be SLEEP as the illiterate say

I e-mailed this to some folk earlier today:

Perhaps by now you know already,
I LOST MY CELL PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this has ever happened to you, you feel my intense, horrendous,
gut-renching, feverish sleep, naked-all-day feelings.

Ok, so it's not THAT bad, but I do feel naked AND I do feel
robbed. I found cash the other day and left my
name AND number at the restaurant so I could
return it to the owner.
Who steals cell phones? That is just craziness.

Anyway, today is officially day 3 and
TGI Friday's keeps telling me they don't have it
and I guess I am stepping out of denial and
into reality -- I am not getting my phone back.

I write this b/c you can't call me or leave messages b/c
I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER! I am still in Orlando NOW,
but I leave for Jacksonville this afternoon.
I won't get my work cell until tomorrow and I feel like a nomad.
I will have no contact with the outside world except
for my laptop (ok, I know how that sounds).

Anyway, I say all this to say,
SEND ME YOUR CONTACT INFO AGAIN CUZ

I LOST IT PARIS HILTON STYLE.

Well there has been a resolution thank God! I forgot to mention the phone was roughly 30 days old and I slacked on getting that damn insurance sh*t. Anyway, since it was new I had an old phone left that we reactivated and I reactivated my number on the other newer phone we had. So I am on and poppin'again(ALMOST -- it's not in my possesion yet).

It took me F-O-R-E-V-E-R to find this damn hotel too.

Why is it that customer service people don't provide service to the customers? I called this place on Wednesday or Thursday to find out where exactly it was and what street it was off so I could find it and the man, no, the boy, said "towne centre." So I am looking and asking locals and stuff. Do you know that this "towne centre" is named after a street--A MAJOR STREET! The damn street I was riding up and down for 20 minutes on looking for a PAYPHONE b/c I don't have a bloody cell phone on @#&*$%!!!!!!!

Normally, I would let this go, but being me I had to comment. I told the sistah that her buddy should have told me it was the Blah Blah Blah TOWNE CENTER Dr so that I could have found the place. She said, "Oh yeah, we're new we aren't on any maps yet, sorry. He should have told you that."

Duh!

F%$#*&@ customer service people.

Moved & Back to Work

2006-02-12T09:45:00.000-05:00

Ok, so now I am in Orlando and I can spend the proper attention to my new blog. The previous posts were all transferred from my old blog and were somewhat "old" news.

Stay, up 2 d8!

Save The Chilluns

2006-02-12T09:44:00.000-05:00

YES! Yes, yes, that is indeed baby BobbiKristina.

Your eyes are not fooling you. She is no longer a baby. Puberty has stricken the Houston-Brown home. Typically at that age we are all talk no walk, let's home for Bobby, Whitney, and SeXi kRiSsY's sake we're right. I can only imagine what Mommy & Daddy's reaction would be to this.

She has a profile at myspace.com (our friend K-Fed did too) entitled Nympho Baby which was recently (after initial report by source) set to private.

On a good note she is growing into her looks.

MySpace Profile (private)

Source

#1 Party Thrower

2006-02-12T09:41:00.000-05:00

Diddy just launched a fragrance, Unforgivable, and of course he had a launch party! As we all know he loves to party and is one of the best at it.

Does it smell like teen spirit?

Source

SupaHead is naming names...again

2006-02-12T09:38:00.000-05:00

Well, I am not one to really kiss & tell, but I am happy SUPAHEAD is. She basically is running down her list of many and talking about the relationships ... sorry...um...the escapades.

Page 1 * Page 2 * Page 3

courtesy of Young,Black,and Fabulous

This Fool

2006-02-12T09:30:00.000-05:00

He just doesn't know how lucky he is that he is around to be emancipated. I am glad he gets to live his life the way he wants but, DAYUM!!!

If my husband came to me with that mess I think I would be in jail. The initial shock . . . well I guess you couldn't have been shocked here.

Source

Why? Is there a purpose?

2006-02-12T09:26:00.000-05:00

Why would you even go here?

Isn't it over? You aren't able to let go?

Six Flaggs? Where are all the babies?

Again, Why?

I don't know what is going on here. I don't understand the purpose. It seems kind of childish to me. If they are really "feelin' eachother" then so be it, but I can't help but be

suspect.

Shar & Alexander (ex s of K-Fed & Brit Brit, respectively)

2006-02-11T13:54:00.000-05:00

ALLEGEDLY, these two Carolina Panter cheerleaders were having a girls night out while in the bathroom either during or after a Tampa Bay game. Ladies know how long that line can get for the bathroom and apparently these ladies wanted to take care of some unfinished business in one of the stalls. According to our source witnesses note one cheerleader's head being above the stall as if she was standing on the toilet while the other woman's feet were facing the toilet and she appeared to be crouching and engaging in some sort of sexual activity. Allegedly, also the lady against the wall was making "moaning sounds" and her facial expressions led the witnesses to believe that something sexual was going on.

The witnesses note that the ladies in line were upset and wanted the cheerleaders to leave the stall so the women could use the bathroom. Catcalls were being made toward the engrossed ladies and after leaving the stall one of the cheerleaders allegedly socked a woman in line (#3). A brawl broke out and the rest will be documented in a court of law.

In my humble opinion all that needed to be done was to wait until they got to the car or take it into the men's bathroom stall. I am sure they would not have been bothered there! I guess it ain't no fun if the homies can't get none. Perhaps the lady was just hungry.

Smoking Gun Report (Source)

Get Your Pencils Out ---- New SLANG Alert!!

2006-02-11T13:51:00.000-05:00

CARTOON READS: NEW SLANG ALERT! In the ongoing quest to make sure our readers stay on the cutting edge of cultural trends . . .

BROKEBACK (adj) -- used to describe anything of questionable masculinty...

...Here's how to use it in a sentence:

GRANDPA: It's NOT a purse it's a MAN-BAG! It's very manly.

LIL' DUDE: I don't know Grandpa... Looks kinda BROKEBACK to me...

Remember BLING is OUT! I keep having to remind people, & BROKEBACK is IN!

. . . pass it on

Source

Crack is Wack!!!

2006-02-11T13:49:00.000-05:00

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

did we learn nothing from Mrs. Houston-Brown?

Yes, a little skin is nice. Yes, the fellas like to see a little bit here and there. Possibly without a doo-rag and and evening gown on at some red carpet and body jewelry this could fly. Out in public with the crack of yo' ass showing is not exactly ladylike nor sexy. In 2006 we have the luxury of thongs, boy shorts, bikini cut, even clear strapped underwear. When we have millions in the bank, hell for that matter when you own a pair of low rider jeans PLEASE dress appropriately!

I hope there are some low rider panties in those damn bags!

More of Serena's crack (Source)

Toccara bares the boo-tay for the King

2006-02-06T12:15:00.000-05:00

All were sad when Toccara lost her spice on ANTM and was subsequently voted off for being "too much woman" for the judges and couture.

I personally find her beautiful and always thought that she had a great body. Rail thin ladies don't always get it. I am though surprised that she is posing for King. Wow, how things change in a year.

Check out the other pics of Toccara (Source)

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye

2006-02-06T12:10:00.000-05:00

O...k...,

so yes, Jesus Walks was the jam,

AND yes, you did say what some of us were thinking about little dub-ya

BUT, Kanye, what is this?

maybe you just want to show people another view of Jesus.

Ok, let's go with that one!

I still love you.

Source

Are We Seeing Into The Future?

2006-02-01T03:10:00.000-05:00

Calm Down, calm down

this is just a wax figure, BUT you must admit it , he been looking very domestic and paternal these days.

. . . notice the chocolate baby?
Source

Brit Brit's Man Being Done by J-Lip

2006-02-01T03:01:00.000-05:00

As you know K-Fed's soon-to-be released cut Popozao, ass-shaking something-or-other in Portugese, was leaked online. Subsequently, he decided to put the cut on his myspace.com page and Brit Brit had it on her official site -- then took it off.

Well you may not know that he has a "video" too. I use that term loooosely because basically he is playing his chorus over and over and over and over while he attempts to keep beat or perhaps he is marking time.

I suppose Mr. James Lipton decided to give attention where attention is due . . . or he just wanted a laugh. Either way you'll want to see this!

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO

Source

Halle's New Man?

2006-02-01T02:53:00.000-05:00

HALLE BERRY has a new man. She officially kicked her old man to the curb per court documentation. One source states he is allegedly seeking additional funds at this time from his ex. I don't know what he could possibly be seeking money for and from her nonetheless.

Anyway . . .

rumor has it our girl has a new man, and as you can see his ass is F - I - N - E!! Hopefully he has his own duckets though! Mr. Versace is Canadian and has modeled for the best of them.

The last report I heard was that she was still seeing the Brotha with the Blue Eyes. I can totally understand the need for more than one young stud in your pocket.

Check out Gabriel Aubry's info: http://www.jurgita.com/models-id10501.html
Courtesy of the HOLLYWOOD RAG

Marlon Brando is BI?

2006-02-01T02:21:00.000-05:00

I am sure you all have heard about the Marlon Brando story.

I don't believe it, not one bit. Not at all.

They say they have pics though so. . . who knows.

I just can't believe that this fine speciman of male beauty can allegedly be interested in another speciman of male beauty.

The "bio" makes mention that it's not only the beauty Brando was interested in, but that perhaps it was more about the "speciman." Supposedly, and again I don't believe it, the picture alludes to Marlon using his voicebox in ways I don't want to imagine.

What do you think?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Check out the full story!